Resultados para "Homer" en Literatura y ficción

I've always given Billy the odd bit of home-schooling but it kinda stopped once he went to college. After finding an unused condom in his gym bag though I'm called back to give him one last lesson ... in sex! I sit him down with the intention of teaching him but before long I'm giving him a practical lesson, wandering my hands over his toned physique before becoming even more adventurous. He's nervous at first but Miss. Scarlett will make it right.

Me and my friend Alice want to play a prank on my lodger Cooper by pretending to leave the house and sneaking up on him, but the prank backfires when he starts masturbating! Alice and I have already seen too much, but I don’t want to leave Cooper unsatisfied. I tell Alice to leave the two of us alone but soon discover she’s been spying on us. I feel so ashamed, but Alice is insistent that I continue. I discover how dominant she can be as she takes charge, directing me on to Cooper’s thickness and getting all of us satisfied.

Quando a morte sopra um recado, é bom parar para ouvir. Benjamin Falkenberg era um dos poucos que prestavam atenção e, por isso, a morte o escolheu como favorito. Sempre que ela vinha atrás de sua alma, ele a deixava com os braços cheios demais para carregá-lo, adiando sua estadia neste mundo por mais um dia, fazendo com que sua boa amiga bebesse o sangue dos seus inimigos e não o seu.

The Cisco triplets are appalled by their widowed father's behavior. He seems to care more about his gold-digging fiancee than he does about his own son and daughters. Even worse, Dad put their spunky grandmother - head of the family candy company--in a nursing home against her will. Setting out to spring Granny Cisco, college seniors Sara, Hannah, and Sam soon prove that trouble comes in threes....

Rampaging orc armies. Vicious bounty hunters. Hot lady robots. Just another day in the life of Ian the Warlock and his succubus Alaria. On the run from a goblin mob boss, Ian and Alaria travel to a distant land to kill her next ex-master - who just happens to be a gnome. Like the other villains before him, this one plans to make SHORT work of our heroes! (Sorry, bad joke.) In addition to saving themselves, our intrepid duo has to deal with a host of other problems - including steampunk war machines, female elf sex cults, and the end of the world.